DWTS

Poor Mario was booted off "Dancing with the Stars" last night.

And I really liked his jive. The judges didn't. And apparently, either did the fans.

I thought Marisa Jaret Winokur would be the one leaving the dance floor.

But my sister Dorothy crowed, "Fat girls unite!"

I think she has a point there.

There are more of us who are curvy like Marisa than svelte like professional dancer Edyta.

But I'm convinced there was a mess-up and she got my body!